I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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