Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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