Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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