We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Couch. On fire.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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