like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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