I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
