He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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