i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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