Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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