your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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