oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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