Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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