hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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