u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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