I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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