So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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