Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
