just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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