Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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