If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize
