How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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