hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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