She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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