I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
its not stalking. its research.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Randomize