I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
