that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
