YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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