Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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