if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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