it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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