is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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