I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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