Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
