Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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