I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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