Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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