I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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