What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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