Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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