i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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