How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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