He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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