This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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