This girl is more easily done than said...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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