Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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