What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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