i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
