last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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