I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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