Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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