Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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