giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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