So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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