I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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